The Incoherent Ramblings of Joe_G

12:59 Billy Mays died?!?!?! What the fuck!!! That guy was awesome!! and terrifying!!! RIP Billy. #

00:39 It's been a really really awesome weekend. Now me and Jackie go night night. Night twitterverse. #

13:05 See! I'm not fucking crazy! He did break the internet! Son of a bitch www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/06/26/michael.jackson.internet/index.html #

09:42 (trailer voice)In a world without a Cube... This time... it's PERSONAL! RT @SunnyCrittenden: www.cubeless.ca #thehypercube #hypercube #

13:22 Do some cleaning, then Jackie is coming over around 7. Hmmm... what should we do tonight? Suggestions anyone? :) #

19:30 twitpic.com/8ii5a - trust my dad the Gordon's fisherman #

19:33 twitpic.com/8iiii - #

19:26 maybe i'm the only one who doesn't mourn the loss of michael jackson? I enjoyed his music though. Sad for farrah fawcett. she fought bravely #

20:23 I view MJ's death like anna nicole smith. Both fodder for the press and we laughed at them. Now that they died the press wants you to mourn. #

20:33 Jeff Goldblum did NOT fall to his death folks, he's The Fly for christ's sakes. #

20:51 I'm more devastated that the internet is dead. nothing is loading for me. anyone else having the same problem? #

23:36 8 year olds dude.... 8 year olds. sorry couldn't help it. I'm already going to hell anyway guys. #

22:01 twitpic.com/8c4ze - found this in the attic. CREEPY! #

17:58 so today a crazy guest complained to one of my managers. She said prarie dog exhibit was too low and that their poo carries toxins #

17:59 and that if a gust of wind blew back on the children there would be a pandemic. #

18:00 and the jaguar exhibit is too small and that they're going schizophrenic. She can tell by their eyes the way they look at the guests. #

18:00 and that we need to run copper wire around the walls and the ground because algae will take over. #

18:01 and she swore she could talk to the peacocks and understand what they were saying #

22:47 Alex did a great parody of the Perez Hilton video You have to watch it and vote on Funny or Die bit.ly/275TPw ReTweet this!! #

09:59 why did Perez Hilton use his phone to go on twitter to tell people to call the police for him? Did McDonalds run out of Mcnuggets again? #

16:05 Went out and got my dad the 2nd book in the Theodore Roosevelt series, and a book on Tom Waits for fathers day! #

16:54 twitpic.com/81fbs - dad likes his tom waits book! #

18:57 playing Wolfenstein 3D. I used to play that game all the time when I was a kid. It's still awesome. #

21:02 killed a fly that just wouldn't leave me the hell alone. If Obama can do it so can I. Yes I can motherfucker! #

00:51 new avatar. woot! Until I take a better pic of the whole new shaved head look. #

11:22 only in my work can someone confuse a goat with a cow. scariest thing is they have a child. #

19:11 Watching My Name Is Bruce. You gotta love Bruce Campbell. #

20:32 that movie was god awful. but because bruce campbell was in it, it was amazing. #

10:31 twitpic.com/7suwp - i think the cutting machine at the frosted mini wheats factory needs calibration #

11:18 it's official. I'm addicted to Dexter. #

16:55 I love pay day :) #

20:40 twitpic.com/7utb3 - Dexter doodle! #

23:07 Gary Papa died. lost another great sportscaster in Philadelphia. RIP #

13:35 Home. Some asshole almost hit me while he was coming out of a bar. I swerved, beeped the horn, and gave him the finger. I can multitask!! :D #

22:51 sunburn on a shaved head.... sucks. Still getting used to the shaved head life style. Now I must fight Superman... #

22:55 found my look a like bit.ly/oJakF
not as bad ass though #

18:55 ain't fraid of no ghosts! playing ghostbusters the game and reliving childhood. I squeeled when i saw staypuft. #

19:11 twitpic.com/7nvzz - #

18:43 painted the sign some more outside did the outline around the elmwood park in yellow. Everyone loves it. I have some creativity left! #

18:45 guy at blockbuster hooked me up with the ghostbusters game before he put it on the shelves. also rented Gran Torino #

18:45 aaaaaaaaaaand I got a pressie from Toria and Ashley at work! It's a shot glass they bought when they went to Disney World. yay :D #

18:47 Ok that's all for now. @blueeyeddork 's phone is probably vibrating like a mofo now. #

20:41 mom is getting her hair cut off :( #

20:47 getting my head shaved for mom. #

00:37 twitpic.com/7llzz - Shaved my head since mom had to shave hers. Glad I did :) #

00:38 twitpic.com/7lm2e - aaaaaaaaaaaand.... I look liked I just escaped prison lol. #

15:02 twitpic.com/7ecv8 - my Jackie is crazy part 1 #

15:04 twitpic.com/7ed0e - my Jackie is crazy part 2 #

21:53 Congrats @dcg92 !!!!! #

22:14 twitpic.com/7cf7l - jackie playing Bejewled. ADDICT. #

10:14 this weather meeds to stop fucking with my head. rain or sun. PICK ONE! #

12:34 me and jake read the bag of goat feed and moldy pelets can cause abortion. we can start our own clinic! financial woes are over! :D #

17:31 was going to drop off the chucks for @steviehart i was two minutes late after closing at the post office! arghhhh! #

22:04 if you clone yourself, and then fuck that clone, would that be considered masturbation? #

22:57 a penny saved is a penny earned. found a nickel on the floor and told it to give me a call after it loses 4 pounds. #

23:35 MUST GO! November -April 26, 2010 RT @GeekTyrant: Artist Spotlight: TIM BURTON exhibit at New York Museum of Modern Art bit.ly/pIR7j #

00:13 Ok since all the cool kids are doing it. www.facebook.com/joeg1986 Add me!! #

08:40 we got featured on freak of the week! Go Super Dudes Power Squad! bit.ly/cQEaV #

18:13 twitpic.com/72o1g - finished painting the front sign of the zoo! #

08:05 storm outside! don't feel like getting hit by lightning today. Maybe I'll turn into Raiden the thunder god from MK. I hate the hat though... #

09:59 storm cleared up enough to open. supposed to be nasty throughout the day. at least i get some hours! #

10:03 if you were a vulture... i think the last place you would wanna hang out at, would be on top of the cougar cage. just a thought. #

12:47 saw a teacher with a group of small students. his name tag said Mr. Glad. What a douchebag. and a pedo... someone call Chris Hansen. #

17:35 thinks he got device updates to work for @blueeyeddork 's tweets :D yay! Might take a nap or play Dead Space. Hmmm.... #

20:48 twitpic.com/70hjo - sky looks amazing tonight #

20:23 twitpic.com/6xwr9 - now THATS a steak. #

12:12 got bit by a pony. gonna lie and make it manly and say i got in a bear fight. #

12:48 twitpic.com/6u5hf - gave the pony a spiked mohawk. rad. #

22:19 was so happy that I finally was able to rent Call of Duty : World at War. Alas.... the disc was scratched and unreadable. Dammit. #

22:24 So I didn't get to see Jackie this weekend. I will be seeing her next weekend. That's going to be the only thing I look forward to :) #